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Friday, September 21, 2007

Doll you make them feel so small...and they love it

This is going to be a short rant.

Ahem, so you know what I hate? When tall, skinny, blonde (or any hair color really) girls wear short skirts and complain that they haaaaate their skinny chicken legs. Like OMG look at my skinny skinny legs aren't they horrible?! Seriously. Shut it. You are tall and skinny. I would give anything to at least have thin legs and run around in shorts and skinny jeans all the time. Yes, I am aware I am being superficial. But its annoying. We get it. You are tall and pretty and have shiny hair (although to be honest and shallow, I do have nice hair) and you have long legs and can wear short skirts and all the boys love you and your legs. Way to make the rest of us shorties with normal legs feel bad and have to write blog posts about them and feel bad that they aren't loving their bodies because really we all should love our bodies. But whatever. As much as I heart all things pop culture, I blame celebrities, Kiera Knightly I'm talking about you, for complaining that their negative zero size frame is the biggest in Hollywood. Please.

On a non-skinny girl bobble head note...how great has Mariah been looking! Yay for curves!

That was tiring.

Haha whatever, you know you love me!

xoxo

HMF...wishing she could really be Gossip Girl. Hmmm maybe I should start one of all the socialites in Chicago. How would I go about that...anyone know? Thanks!

1 comment:

Bloomergrrl said...

I know exactly how you feel, grrl. Why should we feel bad about having "normal" bodies? It's quite a shame, but obviously something that all women deal with. I mean, I like my body, but I wish I had your hair!

You should read your blog for the LYBD Performance Showcase, eh? Hehe.